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So here's a set of all new Jadeja 'facts' that you've never heard or seen before:
1. Lord Jadeja uses the LHC as his bowling machine, because normal machines can't go above 200 km/h
2. Yes Bank has renamed the number 6 (internally) as a Ravindra Jadejamaximum
3. Lord Jadeja can make Ajit Pawar talk about something other than urine
4. The reason Ajay Jadeja was pardoned for match fixing is because he shares a name with Ravindra Jadeja
5. Sachin is delaying his retirement so he can occupy the same dressing room as Sir Jadeja for as long as possible
6. If Jadeja was not in CSK, their team name would be just 'Chennai'
7. Sir Jadeja bowls with his left hand because his right hand is like Shiv's third eye, and would destroy the world if used for bowling
8. The only thing more all-round than Sir Jadeja is a circle
9. Sir Jadeja isn’t concerned with small things like a 99.94 average; he’s going to become the first man to hit 99.94 off a single delivery
10. Sir Jadeja expects to break Murali’s record of 800 test wickets. In a single IPL match
11. Einstein said ‘God does not pay dice’ because he, in his brilliance, knew that Sir Jadeja was God, and Jadeja plays cricket, instead of gambling
12. If Sir Jadeja had played in the Indian team on 2 April 2011, we would have won by 20 wickets
13. If you’re playing against Sir Jadeja, even a T20 match becomes a Test Match – a test of how well you can take crushing defeat
14. Sir Jadeja often gets out LBW because he is God, and God (and hence God’s leg) is everywhere; specifically, in front of the wicket
15. When Sir Jadeja gets out, he’s encouraging the bowlers like our parents used to, when we were babies
Can you think of any more hilarious one-liners about Sir Jadeja? Shout out in the Comments Section!
Why do we call Ravindra jadeja "SIR JADEJA" ?
ANSWER:Just because of this video we call Ravindra jadeja "SIR JADEJA" .
"Sir Ravindra jadeja Facts"
So here's a set of all new Jadeja 'facts' that you've never heard or seen before:
1. Lord Jadeja uses the LHC as his bowling machine, because normal machines can't go above 200 km/h
2. Yes Bank has renamed the number 6 (internally) as a Ravindra Jadejamaximum
3. Lord Jadeja can make Ajit Pawar talk about something other than urine
4. The reason Ajay Jadeja was pardoned for match fixing is because he shares a name with Ravindra Jadeja
5. Sachin is delaying his retirement so he can occupy the same dressing room as Sir Jadeja for as long as possible
6. If Jadeja was not in CSK, their team name would be just 'Chennai'
7. Sir Jadeja bowls with his left hand because his right hand is like Shiv's third eye, and would destroy the world if used for bowling
8. The only thing more all-round than Sir Jadeja is a circle
9. Sir Jadeja isn’t concerned with small things like a 99.94 average; he’s going to become the first man to hit 99.94 off a single delivery
10. Sir Jadeja expects to break Murali’s record of 800 test wickets. In a single IPL match
11. Einstein said ‘God does not pay dice’ because he, in his brilliance, knew that Sir Jadeja was God, and Jadeja plays cricket, instead of gambling
12. If Sir Jadeja had played in the Indian team on 2 April 2011, we would have won by 20 wickets
13. If you’re playing against Sir Jadeja, even a T20 match becomes a Test Match – a test of how well you can take crushing defeat
14. Sir Jadeja often gets out LBW because he is God, and God (and hence God’s leg) is everywhere; specifically, in front of the wicket
15. When Sir Jadeja gets out, he’s encouraging the bowlers like our parents used to, when we were babies
Can you think of any more hilarious one-liners about Sir Jadeja? Shout out in the Comments Section!
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